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yes, but fake estate agents are worse...

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Lying scum from my encounters.

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[Edited by snizzeldizzle1 on 30-10-2006 17:05 PM]

Tell me about it 85% of my client base are real estate agents and they are just useless down to every point. Foxtons girls are pretty fit though Big grin

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Estate agents.... mosty scumbags who would sell you a shed next to a railway line but write it up as Buckingham Palace's sister building.

They also try saying a building is in 'East Ealing', instead of Acton.. or maybe 'just south of South Clap'ham' rather than Balham...

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A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says to an female agent,
"I want to sell my god damn house."

The astonished female estate agent looks him up and down and replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to sell my fucking house!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of
language in this office."

So saying, the agent goes over to the officer broker to tell him about her situation. They both return and the broker asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I want to sell my f*cking million dollar home."

"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"

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Si T Fireman wrote on 30-10-2006 05:31 PM

A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says to an female agent,
"I want to sell my god damn house."

The astonished female estate agent looks him up and down and replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to sell my fucking house!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of
language in this office."

So saying, the agent goes over to the officer broker to tell him about her situation. They both return and the broker asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I want to sell my f*cking million dollar home."

"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"



nice Laughs out loud

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